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Strafe Featuring The Best Retro Video Game Commercial Ever

We are going to let the developers speak on this game because we can’t do any better – just make sure you watch their full promo video and then support this game on Kickstarter because they deserve it for the video alone (let alone that the game looks awesome!):

“STRAFE® is the fastest, bloodiest, deadliest, most adjective-abusing, action-packed first-person shooter of 1996! Auto-generating levels of pure mayhem constantly change up the carnage.”

The future of 3D gaming is in your hands. Are you ready to push the limits of computer-generated realism and hardcore scifi action to a new level that threatens the very existence of humanity?*

Good. Humanity is not worthy of STRAFE®:

• BILLIONS of level possibilities with a unique level generated on every load
• OCULUS RIFT compatibility – put yourself inside 100% virtualized “real” environments
• Randomized enemies, monster closets and hidden secrets surprise at every turn
• ÜBER-GORE® Tech for ludicrously persistent gibs
• Lifelike digital gravity
• BLAZING fast gameplay and responsive controls
• Realtime first person upright biped simulation
• Weapon upgrades and power-ups that’ll change your play style
• Unsigned 32 bit colors!
• Colored lighting!
• Ultra large resolutions with a unique 16:9* screen ratio (*only in 2d mode)
• Multi dimensional polygonal meshes derived from over a thousand unique vertices
• STRAFE®!

You survived the hell demons of DOOM, the pure evil of QUAKE and the insane Nazi regime of WOLFENSTEIN 3D. But nothing can prepare you for the depravity of deep space in STRAFE®.**”

Check out everything on their Kickstarter page here!

Strafe Featuring The Best Retro Video Game Commercial Ever

Strafe Commercial Little Brother

Strafe Commercial You'll Die

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Strafe Commercial Skull Melt

Strafe Commercial Mom Pleading

Strafe Commercial Quick Restart

Strafe Commercial Brains

Filed Under: Featured, Video Games Tagged With: Kickstarter Projects, Retro Video Games, Strafe

Nakatomi Mystery Print Tube Sale

Nakatomi Mystery Print Tube Sale

Tomorrow, April 22, 2014 at 2pm Central time, Nakatomi will be releasing another Mystery Tube sale – each tube has 5 prints for $50 bucks total – a good deal by itself, but there are also a ton of special inserts like original artwork, one of a kind mashups, sold out prints and more!

It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown Print by Nicolas Delort

It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown Print by Nicolas Delort

Dark Hall Mansion has a great print (really no pun intended) out now for Charlie Brown’s “The Great Pumpkin” – the classic Charles Schulz character, best known from the 66′ animated TV special “It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown”.

Dumb and Dumber To Trailer

Dumb and Dumber To Trailer

The new trailer is out for “Dumb and Dumber To” – we were a little wary at first but within the first 10 seconds of the trailer we were already laughing out loud at the now 20 years older Harry visiting a demented looking Lloyd at the psychiatric hospital!

Unmasked Artshow Vinyl Toys on Sale Now

Unmasked Artshow Vinyl Toys on Sale Now

A variety of Vinyl toys from Bottleneck Gallery’s recent show “Unmasked – a Vinyl Toy Show” are up for sale right now – check them out here!

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